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                           *******MEMO*******

To:  Jesus  son of Joseph
From:  Palestine Management consultants

Thank you for submitting the resume's of the 12 men you have hand picked for
management positions in your new organization.  All of them have now taken
our battery of tests and we have not only run the results through our
computer but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our
psychologists and vocational aptitude consultants.

The profiles of all tests are included and you will want to study them
carefully.  As part of our service we will make some general comments.  These
are given as a result of staff consultation and come without any additional
fee.

It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background,
educational and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you have in
mind.  They do not have the team concept.  We recommend that you continue
with your search.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper.  Andrew has
absolutely no qualities of leadership.  The brother's James and John place
personal interest above group loyalty.  Thomas has a skeptical attitude that
would tend to undermine morale.  It is our duty to tell you that Matthew has
been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau.  James and
Lebbeus,  the sons of Alpheus have radical leanings and show a high score on
the manic-depressive scale.

Only one shows great potential-ability, resourcefulness,  a brilliant
business mind,  socializes well, has great ambitions and is highly motivated.

We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man.

        Caiaphas C.E.O.
        Palestine Management Consultants LTD
        Jerusalem