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It's A Cold Cruel World

An Eskimo was having problems with his car, so he decided to take it to a mechanic. After examining the engine, the mechanic reported the problem.

"Looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic told the Eskimo.

"Nope," said the Eskimo, "that's just frost in my mustache."

There were these 2 penguins walking down the road minding their own business and the one penguin looks at the other penguin and says "Hey it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo!!" And the other penguin replies "So what if I am?"

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