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Ride'm Cowboy
Mark Wants To Be a Cowboy One Day...
Old Indian Trick
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail
with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum
time."Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the
same.Says "You telling time?"yup" "how can you tell time like that?" Indian
says "workum like sundial, readum shadow".Cowboy, incredulous, rides on.
Encounters Indian in trail masturbating.Cowboy says "let me guess, you're
telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"
Indian Visits Whore House
 An Indian walks into a whore house and
throws a bag of money on the counter and says, "me want pussy."
The woman working the counter decides that she wants to have a little
fun with him, and tells him that he must first fuck the big oak tree
on the hill.
The Indian replies, "me no want tree, me want pussy." "Sorry," the
lady replies, "those are the rules." The Indian goes up to the hill
and fucks the big oak tree.
The next day the Indian returns to the whore house with two bags of
money and demands some pussy. The woman tell him that he must fuck the
tree two more times and then he can have all the pussy he wants. The
Indian does as she says and returns the next day.
When he returns, the woman tells him to go to room 302 on the third
floor.About 5 minutes later, the woman hears screaming. She runs up
to the first floor, nothing. She runs up to the second floor, nothing.
She runs up to the third floor and sure enough, the noise is coming
from room 302. The woman rushes in to see the Indian cramming a broom
handling up the prostitutes cut. The woman says, "What the hell are
you doing?"
The Indian replies, "Me check for bees!"
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