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 [ Top | Categories | Archive | Subscribe | Contribute | JokeMaster | DreamHost ] Let There Be Light How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Two - one to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb, compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedence requiring light bulb manufacturers to state clearly that light bulbs may require replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law. How many Liberated Women does it take to change a light bulbs? Five. One to turn the bulb and four to form a support group. How Many Teamsters does it take to change in a light bulbs ? 15! YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH THAT? How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium.
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