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| | | ____ Last April 1st, in a small
\| | .'` __ `'. ____ local town, Josh and Big Hoss
`\ / | '--' |.'` __ `'. (two rookie policemen) were
jgs `"---"` \`------`/| '--' | patrolling the downtown
`------' \`------`/ business area. They decided
`------` to stop into the local coffee
shop for a coffee and a donut. The time was 11:55 AM. Three minutes
later, they got a call on their police radio, "Code 33 in process,
man in bank dressed as a banana."
Well there was only one bank in town, in fact, it was just across
from the coffee shop. A code 33 was an "armed robbery" but it was
also just 11:58 AM and Josh and Big Hoss decided it was the
dispatcher playing a joke on them. So they continued on enjoying
their coffee break.
At 12:01 PM, they got a second call on their radio, "Repeat, Urgent,
code 33 in process, man in bank dressed as a banana."
Realizing it was past noon, they rushed across the street, but
arrived 30 seconds after the banana split.
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surrounded by friends.
.... the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
.... the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
enough to eat.
.... my shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the
sunshine.
.... the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it
means I am capable of walking.
.... all the complaining I hear about our government because it means
we have freedom of speech.
.... that lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means
that I can hear.
.... the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
are nearby.
.... the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and
gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.
.... my huge heating bill because it means that I am warm.
.... weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it
means that I have been productive.
.... the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it
means that I am alive.
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