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Let's Play It Where It Lies
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[] Two longtime golfing buddies got to the course one day
[] and decided that today they would play the ball where
|| it lies... "No matter what!"
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|| On the 14th hole, one of them sliced his ball and it
|| ended up on the cart path. As he reached down to pick
|| up his ball to get relief, his friend said, "Wait a
|| minute! We agreed that we would not improve our lies!
|| Remember? No matter what!"
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|'-----. .-. The first player tried to explain that he
\______/ (jgs) was entitled to this relief -- that it was
'-' in the rules of golf. But the second fellow
would not allow it. Finally, in disgust,
As he stood near the man went to the cart and grabbed a
his ball, he took club.
a few practice swings,
each time scraping the club on the pavement and sending out showers
of sparks.
Finally, he took his shot. The club hit the cement again, sparks went
flying, but his ball shot straight towards the green, landed and
rolled to a stop -- two inches from the cup.
"Great shot!" his friend exclaimed. "What club did you use?" The
man answered with a wry smile, "Your 7-iron!"
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The Smell of Fear
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Sometimes it MAKES the chase.
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Topless Chick
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CONCERNING A NEW HOSPITAL POLICY...
The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein.
The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The parasitologists said, "well, if you encyst."
The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
The pediatricians said, "grow up."
The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The D.O.s thought they were being manipulated.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And the otologists were deaf to the idea.
The new wing didn't fly!
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