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EASE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR DOG!
Anyone who has lived with an old and disabled dog has experienced
the heartbreak of Arthritis. Unfortunately most Dogs and Horses
as they get older suffer from some form of this painful disease.
E/Mail me for a product that I use to bring relief to your pet:
mailto:KSMITHmuso@aol.com
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Real E-Mail Addresses
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.-|=====-. Many Universities, government offices and
| | MAIL | businesses tend to strip the first name down
|________|___ to 6 characters and add the first and last
|| initial to either the beginning or end to
|| make up an e-mail
|| www %%% address.
vwv || )_(,;;;, ,;,\_/ www
)_( || \|/ \_/ )_(\| (_) i.e. Mary L. Ferguson
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___\|//jgs||//_\V/_\|//_______\\|//V/\\|/__ = mlfergus or fergusml.
They are just now beginning to realize the problems this practice
may cause when you have a large and diverse pool of people to support
with e-mail. Add to that a large database of company/college
acronyms and you have some very funny addresses (although they are
undoubtedly not funny to the individual involved).
These are some examples of actual e-mail addresses seen on the Net.
Please do NOT e-mail these people.
Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University)
eatonsht@dku.edu
Martha Elizabeth Cummins (Fresno University)
cumminme@fu.edu
George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.)
blowmegd@dropdrawers.com
Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
dickinme@iup.edu
Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University)
kissinfk@lvu.edu
Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating)
beeranbj@myplace.com
Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University)
aspicker@pu.edu
IDA Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University)
ibballin@bsu.edu
Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern
Division, Overton Canada)
btkisser@bendover.com
Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us)
ihadcock@tru.com
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Ever wanted to hire a private investigator?
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(here's an even better idea - and it's almost FREE)
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T O D A Y 'S C A R T O O N S F O L L O W
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Aunt Bea starts the first HOOTERS in Mayberry
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Hmmmmm... A boatload of horny sailors?
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Jim West... Talent Coordinator
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Is free sex illegal?
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Know an uncle or a friend that made a fortune on the Internet?
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(Ever wonder how they did it?)
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