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As I was driving to work one rainy morning /_____\__
a most unfortunate accident occurred. You `\/6.6\/--`
see, there was a small 10 year old boy ( _ )
walking on the sidewalk who just happened ,'---',
to be in the path of the huge mud puddle I / _ \
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All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as
intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow
it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long,end in "u-n-t" one
of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if
you can't get one you can use your hands?
8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10.(last name)
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