Funny Jokes - Funny Stories - Funny Cartoons

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      .-"(" "-.            A True Story...
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    | |       |     ____                 Last April 1st, in a small
     \|       |  .'` __ `'.   ____       local town, Josh and Big Hoss
     `\       /  |  '--'  |.'` __ `'.    (two rookie policemen) were
 jgs   `"---"`   \`------`/|  '--'  |    patrolling the downtown
                  `------' \`------`/    business area.  They decided
                            `------`     to stop into the local coffee
 shop for a coffee and a donut.  The time was 11:55 AM.  Three minutes
 later, they got a call on their police radio, "Code 33 in process,
 man in bank dressed as a banana."

 Well there was only one bank in town, in fact, it was just across
 from the coffee shop.  A code 33 was an "armed robbery" but it was
 also just 11:58 AM and Josh and Big Hoss decided it was the
 dispatcher playing a joke on them.  So they continued on enjoying
 their coffee break.

 At 12:01 PM, they got a second call on their radio, "Repeat, Urgent,
 code 33 in process, man in bank dressed as a banana."

 Realizing it was past noon, they rushed across the street, but
 arrived 30 seconds after the banana split.
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