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                    Let's Play It Where It Lies

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      []       Two longtime golfing buddies got to the course one day
      []       and decided that today they would play the ball where
      ||       it lies... "No matter what!"
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      ||       On the 14th hole, one of them sliced his ball and it
      ||       ended up on the cart path.  As he reached down to pick
      ||       up his ball to get relief, his friend said, "Wait a
      ||       minute!  We agreed that we would not improve our lies!
      ||       Remember?  No matter what!"
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      |'-----.   .-.       The first player tried to explain that he
      \______/  (jgs)      was entitled to this relief -- that it was
                 '-'       in the rules of golf. But the second fellow
                           would not allow it. Finally, in disgust,
 As he stood near          the man went to the cart and grabbed a
 his ball, he took         club.
 a few practice swings,
 each time scraping the club on the pavement and sending out showers
 of sparks.

 Finally, he took his shot. The club hit the cement again, sparks went
 flying, but his ball shot straight towards the green, landed and
 rolled to a stop -- two inches from the cup.

 "Great shot!" his friend exclaimed.  "What club did you use?"  The
 man answered with a wry smile, "Your 7-iron!"
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