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                            Playing Cowboy


  There was a little boy who loved    .--.-.
  to dress up like  a cowboy and     (   |\ `)
  pretend that he was one.  His      (__/`  )  )
  mother gave him some money one     /  e   (   )
  day to go to the local soda      .'        \   )
  fountain and buy a sundae.       \^    __/  )  )        .'"-.
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  As the little boy ordered the           |   `-;    |  `\.-.    )
  sundae, the waitress asked him,         |     \    /    \  )    )
  "Do you want one scoop or two?"         |      '--'      | (   (
                                          |  .-.      .-.  |  `--`
  The little boy said, "Two, please. |\   /\/  |     |   \/     /|
                                    |\ './ /   /------\   \  _.'//|
  Then the waitress asked, "Do you   \`';_/   /       \\   \'_.'`/
  you want chocolate sauce?"          '.  `-./_`"""""` ;\_.-'  .'
                                  jgs   '-._   `""""""`    _.-'
  The little boy replied, "Yes, please".    `'-.........-'`

  Then the waitress asked the little boy, "Do you want your nuts
  crushed?"

  The little boy pulled his toy gun out, pointed it at the waitress
  and said, "Do you want your tits shot off?"
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