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                         Stealing A Mercedes
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 Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes     ||     ||     ||
 Benz, and after a long trial, the jury           ||   ,//\\,   ||
 acquitted him.  Later that day Carlson came       \\,//'  '\\,//
 back to the judge who had presided at the          './.____.\.'
 hearing.                                        jgs  `------'

 "Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty
 lawyer of mine."

 "Why?" asked the judge.  "He won your acquittal.  What do you want to
 have him arrested for ?"

 "Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay
 his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."
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