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                        The Lady Had To Fart

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 An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when              /_\
 suddenly she had to fart.  She promptly                /_\_\
 reached into her bag and sprayed the air              /_/_/_\
 with her deodorizer.  Two floors later, a             /_\_\_\
 gentleman got on the elevator.                       /_/_/_/_\
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 He began to sniff...                                /_/_/_/_/_\
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 The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"     /_/_/_/_/_/_\
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 "Well, yes I do," he replied.                     /_/_/_/_/_/_/_\
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 "What does it smell like?"

 The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells
 like someone shit in a pine tree."
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