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                      A Most Unfortunate Accident

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 As I was driving to work one rainy morning           /_____\__
 a most unfortunate accident occurred.  You          `\/6.6\/--`
 see, there was a small 10 year old boy               (  _  )
 walking on the sidewalk who just happened            ,'---',
 to be in the path of the huge mud puddle I          /   _   \
 had just hydroplaned through.                      /\/ (_) \/\
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 He had a tough decision to make, should he          \|     |/
 go to school all wet and muddy or should he          |_____|
 go home and change and probably be late for          |  |  |
 school.                                              |  |  |
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 So while he was thinking about it...                  |_|_|
 I drove by and splashed him again!                   _|_|_|_  jgs
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