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 - At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at
   a meeting, the table floats.

 - Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

 - When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds.  They
   begin to call you "the tripod."

 - You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

 - Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.
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 - Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial.

 - Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc...  lets you go to the front of
   the line...

 - Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

 - You always lose limbo contests.

 - Lewinsky wants you to be president someday.

 - You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

 - You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling
   fan.
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