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                       Did You ever Notice.....


                       ____     ...that the husbands of the ten best-
      _             .-;\)___\      dressed women are never on the
     |_|            \_/  ,---\     list of the ten best-dressed men?
     | |            /  _/ e e
     \_/ _%&&%%&_   |(`     >|  ...that health clubs advertising on
   ___T__\______/__  \|    =/      TV never show people who look like
   '====\\\ ^/====='_/  ,--'       they need to be there?
          `\ \    .'`._ (
            \ \  /     ``\      ...that the older you get, the better
             \ \/   /  )  )        an athlete you used to be?
              \`'._/ -'.-'\
               \__/   / \-'\______      ...that the phone will not
               /._'-./   \     ___`'-.     ring for the first 15 
             /` | '-.\    '--``   /-\\\    minutes of the day, unless
           /`  /      |           ( ) |    you are late; if you're
          /   /       |            \  (--  late, it will ring contin-
         /   '-._     |            /'-.'#  uously until you arrive?
        `._      `'-._/           /#__#__#
           ;";-..__   |           | #  # ...that a boring person is
           ; |    |``-'           |#  #     never hoarse?
          /  ;\   |               |__#__
        .'  / /  /                ||  |  ...that the waitress who
  jgs  /' .'  |  |                ||  |     hovered over your table
      / .'    |  |                ||  |     before you were ready to
    ,| /       \ |                ||  |     order is nowhere to be
   \\\/(      (`-/\__             ||        found when you're ready
     \__`\    [_--.__\                      for the check?

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