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Golfing Mishap
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep
into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the
embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly
he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the
shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying
near an old golf ball.
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Jim excitedly calls out to his golfing partner /,(o,o)
"Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here." () (=)
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Bob comes running over to the edge of the '-()-() =/=\\ /
ravine and calls out, "What's the //\\|| ==== () /
matter, Jim?" /` \\| ="= `|/
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Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw __/
me my 7-iron! You can't get out of here [_/
with an 8-iron."
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