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                            Playing Cowboy


  There was a little boy who loved    .--.-.
  to dress up like  a cowboy and     (   |\ `)
  pretend that he was one.  His      (__/`  )  )
  mother gave him some money one     /  e   (   )
  day to go to the local soda      .'        \   )
  fountain and buy a sundae.       \^    __/  )  )        .'"-.
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  As the little boy ordered the           |   `-;    |  `\.-.    )
  sundae, the waitress asked him,         |     \    /    \  )    )
  "Do you want one scoop or two?"         |      '--'      | (   (
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  The little boy said, "Two, please. |\   /\/  |     |   \/     /|
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  Then the waitress asked, "Do you   \`';_/   /       \\   \'_.'`/
  you want chocolate sauce?"          '.  `-./_`"""""` ;\_.-'  .'
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  The little boy replied, "Yes, please".    `'-.........-'`

  Then the waitress asked the little boy, "Do you want your nuts
  crushed?"

  The little boy pulled his toy gun out, pointed it at the waitress
  and said, "Do you want your tits shot off?"


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                  OK Men... Here's the game plan.

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  Word                          When you rearrange the letters
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    Dormitory                     Dirty Room
    Desperation                   A Rope Ends It
    The Morse Code                Here come Dots
    Slot Machines                 Cash Lost in 'em
    Animosity                     Is No Amity
    Mother-in-law                 Woman Hitler
    Snooze Alarms                 Alas! No More Z's
    Alec Guinness                 Genuine Class
    Semolina                      Is No Meal
    The Public Art Galleries      Large Picture Halls, I Bet
    A Decimal Point               I'm a Dot in Place
    The Earthquakes               That Queer Shake
    Eleven plus two               Twelve plus one
    Contradiction                 Accord not in it
    Astronomer                    Moon Starer
    Princess Diana                End Is A Car Spin


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